Archive for February, 2008
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Friday, February 29th, 2008Not long after arriving home from the honeymoon, I realized my husband was veeeery different from me. He had certain…umm…how do I say this? Certain expectations.
He actually wanted DINNER! Every night! I was horrified.
You mean to tell me you don’t just eat a couple bites of Ben & Jerry’s straight from the container […]
Meow the Force Be With You
Thursday, February 28th, 2008Not my behbeh, not my kitteh…yet I cannot reezist.
Why Jack Doesn’t Have Your Back
Thursday, February 28th, 2008As if I didn’t have reason enough already to avoid fast food, here’s yet another. The tasteless (pardon the pun) commercials. I’ve given up on Carl’s Jr. since their ads have gone from tacky to trashy. Remember the Paris Hilton ad? For your sake I hope not.
Lately Jack in the Box has joined in, using […]
Not Found on eBay
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008WANTED:
One Self Filtering Mechanism for mouth of six year old child. Warning buzzer optional. Must be able to grow with child until she learns not every thought in her head is worthy of speaking out loud.
One Replacement Bladder for one Very Tired Mom. Prefer model not previously used as trampoline by preborn children. Large capacity […]
See, I Told You So
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008If my previous post wasn’t enough to convince you that I’m among the Living Uncool, how about this:
You Will Not Be a Cool Parent
And that’s pretty okay. While your kids may not think of you as a friend, they will respect you. You know that kids need discipline and structure, and you’re not […]
I Write Duh Songs
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008I realize this is going to seal my fate as a Complete and Utter Dork, but here it is: I like Barry Manilow. Not personally of course. I just have fond memories growing up to the tunes of the man who Wrote the Songs. Dorky I know, but I can live with that. I also […]
A Cinderella Story
Monday, February 25th, 2008My little girls’ lives are filled with fairy tales and sprinkled with pixie dust. Their imaginations are boundless as they transform our home into an enchanted castle and themselves into beautiful princesses. Thanks to the generosity of my parents, they’re able to dress the part as well. They have a trunk load of “turn-turn dresses” […]
Cold Duckie You’re the One
Thursday, February 21st, 2008Mommy Zabs at Does Mommy Love It? is hosting a Group Writing Project. Enter the contest by writing about “A Family Product I Cannot Live Without…” The deadline to enter is Sunday February 24th, Midnight (EST) and that’s coming up soon. You might just win a $20 Amazon gift certificate. What Mommy wouldn’t love that?
I’m […]
Pssst! Hey You!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008Pssst! Hey you! Yeah, you.
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Need a good laugh?
Don’t have a clue what George Clooney and roasted garlic have in common?
Then let your fingers do the walking and check out Francie at Ramblings of a Frantic Home Cook.
She is one funny mama and an amazing cook. She’s also quite the photographer, […]
Like a Box of Chocolates
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008Overheard yesterday in the Crazy Kitchen:
Miss Boo: Mooooom?
Me: (distracted, cooking dinner) Yeah?
Miss Boo: Is Hillary going to win?
I took a deep breath and DID NOT say, “Oh dear God I hope not!”
Me: (what I actually said) You mean Mrs. Clinton. Uh…I don’t know honey. Why?
Why is right. I was expecting “What’s for dinner?” Whenever […]