Just Plain Wrong
The Ways of the Lawn - Part 2
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Now that I’ve given away the secret of my freakishly perfect (fake) lush green (fake) lawn, you might think that’s the end of the story.
Oh no, my friends. Not by a long shot.
When it was installed, all I could think of was the time and money we would save over time. No more watering! No […]
An Open Letter to the Makers of Low Rise Jeans for Girls
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008To Whom It May Concern/Confuse/Irritate,
I’d first like to thank you for the fact that my eight year-old daughter has no idea whatsoever where to find her “natural waist.” As makers of low rise jeans, I hold you responsible. No matter how hard I try to convince her, she thinks it’s located several inches lower than […]
The Good, the Bad and the Embarrassing
Thursday, March 6th, 2008I’ll start out with the bad just to get it out of the way. This comes from the insanity that is my home state of California. (We aren’t called the Granola State for nothing. Nuts, flakes…you get the point.)
I was reading Sprittibee’s blog and saw that a Los Angeles court handed down a ruling to […]
Why Jack Doesn’t Have Your Back
Thursday, February 28th, 2008As if I didn’t have reason enough already to avoid fast food, here’s yet another. The tasteless (pardon the pun) commercials. I’ve given up on Carl’s Jr. since their ads have gone from tacky to trashy. Remember the Paris Hilton ad? For your sake I hope not.
Lately Jack in the Box has joined in, using […]
Why Wonder Why?
Saturday, February 16th, 2008I do love me some Stevie Wonder. What a voice. What a talent. Songs in the Key of Life? Love, love, looooove it. I’ve often thought Stevie could sing the phone book and it would sound great. Well, I think he finally took me up on it, and I was oh so wrong.
Nevermind that I […]